Anonymous asked: Is it weird to have survived long enough to go gray?
Only if you don’t believe I’m only fifty-two. Premature greying runs on my father’s side of the family along with being snide assholes who hate paperwork.
adamagedstatueofagoddess asked: Where do you keep your cunting fags in this house?
If it’s of the smoking kind, I don’t smoke. If not, sleep on the couch.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
My mom reading me stories from One Thousand and One Nights at bedtime.
