Old Lady Nag Time

If you're looking to RP with the old lady, here is the RP account.

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 16:36:02 -0600

If you're looking to RP with the old lady, here is the RP account.

From 52 to 53...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:02:10 -0500

I’m getting too old for this shit.

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Tue, 24 Apr 2012 22:58:07 -0500

Please Nag the Kid for Me

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 16:59:27 -0500

Please Nag the Kid for Me

Have you ever eaten road kill?

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 21:43:26 -0600

I have yet to be desperate enough to do that. Hell, I hope I’m never in the situation which it requires me to do it. I rather take my fucking chances starving to death than getting sepsis, rabies, or with my job, T-virus.

I do not owe you any alcohol. My house rules are that you should bring a bottle whenever you visit. You did not and so technically I was just refilling your defecit. You are welcome =D

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 23:26:00 -0600

I distinctly remember this happened at my apartment. You were shitfaced beyond all reason, and you set my loveseat on fire! They wanted to take me to jail because they thought I did it, and you to the hospital because your BAC was 13 times the legal limit.

Not only that, but my insurance went through the fucking roof again. I was finally back to my payment before that nightmarish cooking incident from ‘99. Now, I got to deal with paperwork out of the ass and neighbors wondering what part of my apartment I shall torch next.

So, yes. You owe me some very good alcohol and a new loveseat.

Hugging that fucking prick won’t bring back my old man, no...

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 23:31:43 -0600

Hugging that fucking prick won’t bring back my old man, no matter how much money you’ll shove into my fucking face.

I got more important things to talk about than how to destroy...

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 19:31:00 -0600

I got more important things to talk about than how to destroy dicks.

Spit or swallow?

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 18:51:48 -0600

Neither. If you try to shove your cock into my mouth, I will make sure you will never have any children.

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Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:15:26 -0600

Is it weird to have survived long enough to go gray?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 17:20:28 -0500

Only if you don’t believe I’m only fifty-two. Premature greying runs on my father’s side of the family along with being snide assholes who hate paperwork.

Where do you keep your cunting fags in this house?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 17:01:20 -0500

If it’s of the smoking kind, I don’t smoke. If not, sleep on the couch.

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:02:48 -0500

My mom reading me stories from One Thousand and One Nights at bedtime.